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Chris(tian). I'm from New Jersey, and I'm currently attending Drexel University in Philly. I love my wonderful girlfriend Lindsey Ahern more than anything in the world and I am very lucky to have her :) Life is pretty good.Find Me
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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague.Following
WELCOME. I AM MADAME FUZZYBELLY. YOU HAVE COME TO HEAR YOUR FORTUNE, YES?
PLEASE, BE SEATED. PLACE YOUR MONEY ON THE TABLE. LET ME LOOK INTO YOUR FUTURE.
YES. I SEE … YOU … DOWNLOADING … LIL WAYNE MIXTAPES. THERE IS DISAPPOINTMENT. ANGER. YOU WILL EAT … MUCH … RAMEN. IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS.
A WOMAN? NO. I SEE NOTHING THAT RESEMBLES A WOMAN. I’M GETTING A VERY STRONG IMPRESSION OF YOU CRYING WHILE DOING LAUNDRY.
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