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Chris(tian). I'm from New Jersey, and I'm currently attending Drexel University in Philly. I love my wonderful girlfriend Lindsey Ahern more than anything in the world and I am very lucky to have her :) Life is pretty good.

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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague.

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12 October 11
burnt-tonguess: ahahaha.

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    I dream to be at least 1% as funny as this man in life.
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    another reason why i fucking love him. his humor is so dry and blunt.
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